Superhero Yoga Moves for Dorks

Badass Muscle Moves To Wow Gym Hotties


Got a Gym Crush, Yoga Hottie or Fit Chick

You're Dying to Approach?



There's a better way - give her a reason to notice YOU.

Move Like a Ninja

Imagine having the confidence, the swagger, the strength, and the finesse to effortlessly float up into impossible-looking, badass muscle poses like a ninja.




How would that feel?

How might it change your life?

Would gym hotties be hitting on YOU?

Is 2017 the year you're going to find out?

 


You are living the life you want.


If you wanted a different life you would choose a different life.





Why not make every second of every move of every workout count? Why not laser focus all of the effort you're currently wasting on the results you really want? This is your sliding door moment - stop living trapped inside someone else's limits - choose right now to start living the life you've only dreamed of in the body you wish you had with the confidence to approach gym hotties you never imagined possible.


Stop Lying To Yourself

It's time to face facts. You don't work out to be healthy, to live longer, to improve your cardiovascular fitness, or any of that blah-blah-blah.

You Work Out For Only 2 Reasons

            • To Meet Hot Chicks
            • To Look Great Naked
            • Period, Full Stop, Done

So how's that going for you? Are you meeting those hot chicks? How do you feel about dancing naked in front of a mirror?

Not So Much...

Uh-huh, that's what I thought. I know. I've been there. I feel your pain. Seriously, dude, I'm talking decades of feeling your pain. Until I finally figured it out...

The day I actually started changing the shape of my body, AND looking cool while doing it, is the day I figured out what I'm about to teach you.

Here's The Problem

              • Wasted Time
              • Wasted Energy
              • Lame-Ass Results

Are You Conventional? Or Adventurous?

In case you haven't gotten the memo, here's the memo:

Keep doing the same lame exercises as everyone else, and you'll look like everyone else.

Look around, would you be happy with the results of the average gym-goer?

Wasted Time

Sure you spend lots of time at the gym, but it's wasted time, doing the same old repetitive, linear, core-stabilized, mid-range, peripheral isolation moves that everyone else is doing.

Wasted Energy

So you exhaust yourself with your workouts, but you're just exhausting and bulking up the same small isolated bundle of mid-range fibers over and over and over and over and over again.

Lame-Ass Results

So look in the mirror. Take a selfie. What do you see?

Do you see every sharp, chiseled, shredded, linear, cut, muscle definition line that you want to see?

Or... Not so much...


Why the F--- Not?


Seriously, with all the time, energy, and money your spending...


Why the #*!?* F--- Not?

 

Look In The Mirror


Take A Selfie


What Do You See?


If You're Not Seeing Every Sharp, Chiseled, Shredded, Linear, Cut, Muscle Definition Line You Want - Then You're Just Wasting Time.

For the amount of time and energy you're spending, you deserve a complete transformation - to a confident, strong, lean sculpted body that can effortlessly execute extraordinary feats of strength with finesse and style.

Living A Default Life

Just like your computer and your phone, the people in your life - friends, family, colleagues, training partners, trainers, even the machines at the gym, have set defaults for you. These are the limits beyond which you are just not expected to perform. But where do these limits come from? Who set them? And why are you living within them?

The Time Machine

If you could travel back in time and give your former self one piece of fitness advice - would you tell yourself to do exactly what you've been doing all these years?

Of course you wouldn't. Because you're looking in the mirror right now and not loving your results, so what advice would you give your former self?

I could have saved myself years of struggle living inside a body I hated if I could tell my former self to stop living a default life, stop doing the same lame-ass exercises as everyone else and trapping yourself within their limits. Learn how to set your own limits and push beyond them, just a little bit, every day.

The day I figured out exactly how to do that is the day I started actually changing my body and the day I started developing the system I'm about to teach you.

Right now, you are exactly where I was, so I can essentially travel back in time and give you the advice I wish I could have given my former self.

 




The day I started transforming my body, my confidence, my swagger, and the way I work out, is the day I figured out exactly what I'm about to teach you





Destiny?

One day I'm walking on the beach and I see a dude doing this:


Now I'm Thinking:

  • That's impossible
  • I'm too fat
  • I'm too weak
  • I'm the wrong body type
  • I'm not an "athlete"
  • I'm too lazy
  • I'll never stick with it
  • No natural balance
  • Got the wrong genes
  • Not flexible enough
  • Gotta commit to hours at the gym for years
  • Gotta give up pizza & ice cream forever
  • Not gonna happen
  • No F---in' Way

I also noticed that women were noticing him, even approaching him. They were actually hitting on this dude! I knew I wanted to BE that dude! But I also knew (or thought I knew) I never could. Moves like that were just physically impossible for my body. My body type, my genes, I thought, were my destiny.

But, at that moment, It hit me. I asked myself the question I wish I had asked years ago: Who set my defaults? Whose limits were constraining my life? And why?

The Simplest Possible

Step-By-Step System

Laser-Focused

On The Only Results You Care About

Why is it that you can do hundreds of these squats:


Why Is It That You Can Do Hundreds Of These Squats?

But not a single one of these?



Why are you wasting time doing hundreds of crunches and not seeing those sharp, shredded ab lines in the mirror?

Have you ever even imagined doing a crunch like this?

The reason is you've been trapped by someone else's limitations, and convinced that your body isn't capable of pushing beyond those limits. But you're wrong.

So you waste your workout time on the same repetitive linear core stabilized peripheral midrange isolation moves that your trainer or gym buddy has taught you.

Those exercises are just keeping you busy, spinning your wheels - they will never get you noticed by gym hotties and they will never get you the sharp, shredded, cut muscle lines you want to see in the mirror.

To get there you have to laser-focus all of your efforts, every second of every move of every workout, on the sharp cut shredded muscle definition lines you want to see. You have to be the sculptor literally making every cut, every serration, making every single muscle fiber pop - and how about looking cool, gaining confidence and swagger and getting noticed while doing it?

Make everything as simple as possible, but no simpler

- Albert Einstein

 

If This is Where you're at, you're in the right place:

Gym Crush? Yoga Hottie? Fit Chick? Want to impress her without a word?

Feel like Urkel in yoga class?

Want to build lean muscle, burn fat and look cool while doing it?

Tired of wasting all the time and energy working out while not seeing the results you love in the mirror?

Bored of doing the same repetitive exercises as everyone else.

Hiding beneath baggy t-shirts and in the dark corners of the gym and the back of fitness class

Want to start laser-focusing your efforts on the results you really care about - lean muscle and getting noticed.

Realize, for the first time, that your whole life you've been constraining yourself to living trapped within other people's limits?

Think your body might be capable of extraordinary feats of strength but you just don't know where to start?

Well, You're in the right place

 

Your Instructor


Mark Weinberger
Mark Weinberger

Hi, I'm Mark the Yoga Doc

My superpower is breaking down complex transformative systems into ridiculously simple step-by-step routines that anyone can master.
I was a flabby, rotund, non-athlete with a belly & man boobs who was literally afraid of my own reflection.
I hid behind baggy t-shirts in the corner of the gym or the back of fitness class and never had the confidence, the poise, the swagger to approach a fit gym hottie.
I spent thousands on gyms & trainers & wasted years of my life doing boring repetitive exercise I despised all the while avoiding mirrors and selfies because I hated the body I was living in. .
Then one day I decided to start living the life I really wanted, so I started using my brain to sculpt my body - developing the simplest possible system to laser-focus every move on sculpting lean muscle fibers that pop and look cool while doing it.
Now I can't Imagine why I wasted years, never having never had the confidence to take my shirt off in public. You'll find me working out shirtless at the beach every day. And, much to my amazement, beautiful fit hotties talk to me all the time.



Now back to my epiphany on the beach...

I just asked myself - isn't my body composed of the exact same elements as that dude's? Last time I checked I had all the bones, the joints the muscles. What's stopping me from doing that?

I realized that the only thing stopping me was the constraint of all the limitations that others had put on me. I was trapped inside someone elses limitation - how f---ing ridiculous is that?

so at that moment I decided to stop living within the constraints of someone else's limits and start setting my own by developing the simplest one-rule system I could imagine - laser-focus every second of every move of every workout on the only results that matter.

I mean, why not make every second of every move of every workout count and look cool doing it? That's what the step-by-step tutorials in this course will teach you.

One Rule

Every move looks cool and is laser-focused on sculpting the sharp, lean, cut muscle definition lines I wanted to see in the mirror and in selfies.

It was that simple

I applied my brain, anatomy and biomechanics and developed this step-by-step system in which every move looks cool and is laser-focused on the only results that matter - sharp, linear, cut, lean muscle lines that pop. Period.

 

Maximum badass for minimal effort - the moves that look the hardest but that you can master in the least amount of time


You are living the life you want. If you wanted a different life you would choose a different life.

Choose to transform your workouts, your body, and your confidence right now.

What this course is NOT:

  • NOT a repetitive, soul-crushingly boring fitness video series
  • NOT a "watch me workout and be impressed" video
  • NOT a typical workout targeting results you don't really care about, or no results at all

What this course IS

A simple, detailed, step-by-step transformative system to take you from where you are right now and transform you into a confident, lean-muscle machine, to take you from:

  • Bozo to Badass
  • Nerd to Ninja
  • Zero to Superhero

In the quickest, simplest way possible

with every second of every move along the way laser-focused on the only results you care about:

The coolest, most impossible-looking moves that you can master in the least amount of time.

The fewest, simplest steps to get you there

Optimized for maximal muscle fiber definition along the way so there are no wasted moves, time, or energy.


 

NOT A WORKOUT PLAN...

NOT A FITNESS VIDEO...

NOT AN EXERCISE PROGRAM...


A TRANSFORMATION



what are the options?
you can keep working out the way you are right now, dragging ass to the gym and repeating the same soul-crushing cycle of boring repetition that everyone else is doing wasting time, energy, and getting lame results.
you can spend months hunting down how-to’s online and what you’ll find is boring repetition of the same moves over and over and over, fitness models and athletes showing off, and workouts that waste your time and energy not focusing on results.
you could spend hundreds of dollars a week on a personal trainer. You could join a gym and pay a trainer several hundred dollars a week to train you personally, but

For a single one-time fee of less than the price of a single hour of personal training you can have lifetime access to a transformative guaranteed system of step-by step moves - learn at your own pace - custom designed and engineered to take you from zero to hero, from nerd to ninja, from bozo to badass and completely transform your body, your confidence, and the way you work out forever.

 

These are specially selected moves that speak for themselves- optimized for sharp cut shredded muscle fiber lines that pop & the almost magical effortless looking paradoxical combo of seeming impossibility, extraordinary strength & effortless finesse combined with maximal cool factor.

Couldn’t I just learn these moves online for free?
Seriously, have you looked at fitness videos online lately?
Have you looked at the people who are doing them?
The fitness models in the videos don't really do those workouts, because they don't really get results. Just look at the people around you who are doing them. Do they look like the models?
here are the steps you’d have to follow
  1. sift thru the soul -crushing boredom of all the repetition videos - rep after motivation-killing rep with no results
  2. weed out all the impossible pro-athlete-fitness-models-only videos for people who have nothing to do but train all day
  3. Hunt down the moves you’re actually capable of learning that will look cool and give you the quickest results
  4. Figure out exactly where you are with compared to the fitness model in the video with respect to strength, endurance, flexibility, balance, …
  5. break down everything in between where you are and the final result into a logical progression of tiny sub-steps that will provide smooth, safe progress that require the least thought and won’t waste energy and time

Skip the guesswork...

the difference isn't just time and effort. The difference is that each sub-step of each of these moves is custom-designed and engineered to take you from your current level of ability, step-by-simple step, to a tangible result - mastering a badass muscle move quickly, easily, and with finesse and confidence.

 

Or, for less than half the price of a fitbit, less than a single hour of personal training, you could have lifetime access to the complete done-for-you system that you can execute immediately, mindlessly, with all your energy focused on results and at your own pace that will take you from nerd to ninja in 30 days.

Don't Waste Another Heartbeat

A human life is 27,375 days long and each day you get about 86,400 heartbeats. How many of those days, how many of those heartbeats, how many hours of soul-crushing repetitive boredom, how many dollars, have you already wasted NOT laser-focused on the results you really want, living inside a body you don't like?

Every single day you waste hiding behind baggy workout clothes in the dark corners of the gym, in the back of the class and not laser-focused on the results you want takes you one day and one heartbeat further from living the life you really want.

Imagine actually spending every one of those days showing off your cool moves and your lean muscle. Start transforming your workouts, and your body, right now.

 


I know exactly why you’re here - same reason I suffered for years inside a body I hated - You yearn to have the confidence, the swagger, the strength and the lean muscle to be able to peel off your shirt like a badass in the sunshine and work out anywhere showing off your ninja moves and sculpted, ripped physique instead of hiding behind baggy t-shirts and in the dark corners of the gym.
this is your sliding door moment - your chance to stop living a default life, within someone else’s limitations - and choose to live the life you really want on your own terms.

Every step of every tutorial is specifically selected and designed for:

  • Optimal cool factor
  • Maximum muscle fiber definition
  • Minimal Effort
  • Speed

I spent a painstakingly long time researching the most awesome insane badass impossible-looking moves that are the easiest and quickest to learn. Then developing the simplest possible step-by-step system to master them, and look cool while doing it.

Each of these moves is designed and specially selected to give maximum bang for the buck - to optimize muscle fiber definition and the cool factor.


Course Curriculum


  Module 1 - Backbend
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  Module 2 - Flip Dog
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  Module 3 - Handstand
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Are you sure you’re ready for this transformation?

because if you’re not, I don’t want you to do it.

I’m serious. If you’re not ready to transform your body, your workouts, and your confidence so that you have the swagger to approach the baddest, hottest, fittest, chick in the gym, then don’t do it.

I don’t Just Want You to Succeed

I ree-hee-hee-hee-heeeeeeeeeally want you to succeed.

I want you to experience the same transformation that I did - from hating my body and hiding my belly to peeling off my shirt at the beach and executing extraordinary feats of strength like a boss with confidence, swagger, and finesse.

I DEFINITELY DO NOT want you to buy this obsessively researched, painstakingly designed, precision engineered, and carefully customized system and then treat it like just another fitness video - with a half-assed effort for a few days and then give up.

I’m so confident that by following my simple step-by-step system anyone can master these impossible-looking moves, and completely transform their body, confidence, and the way they workout that I’m going to go wayyyyyyy out on a limb for you...


 


A bonus that will make your head explode and an ironclad zero-risk money-back guarantee


for a limited time, while this discount coupon is still in effect I’m offering a mind-blowing, knock-your-socks-off ridiculously generous bonus that’s going away forever once that clock stops ticking.

Personal coaching calls with me.



for a limited time, while this discount coupon is still in effect I’m offering a mind-blowing, knock-your-socks-off ridiculously generous bonus that’s going away forever once that clock stops ticking.

Personal coaching calls with me.

Every week, you’ll get a 15-minute personal coaching call in which you can tell me or show me exactly what step of which move is giving you trouble and I will:

personally walk you step-by-step through the fix and...

send you a customized video guaranteed to get you past that obstacle.

And If I don’t have you nailing these badass muscle moves in 30 days I’ll personally refund your money, no questions asked.

I’ll personally take full responsibility for getting you there - so the risk is all mine.

this is an unbelievable offer that is DEFINITELY NOT going to last.

so here’s what you’ve got to do - click that BUY NOW button RIGHT NOW to lock in your discount and your personal coaching calls.

You know exactly what results you want, and you know you’re not getting them - don’t wait even one second longer to start transforming your workouts, your body, your confidence, and your life. Every second you wait is one less second you could be chatting with a gym hottie who’ s hitting on YOU!


Courses Included with Purchase



Superfast Biomechanical Lean Muscle Hacks
80% of the muscle in 20% of the time
Mark Weinberger
$47

Original Price: $47


Frequently Asked Questions


I’ve tried fitness courses before and never got the results I wanted, how is this course different?
This is an obsessively researched, meticulously engineered, custom designed system of step-by-step modules laser-focused on RESULTS - giving you the quickest possible path to mastering the most impressive muscle moves. While other fitness courses are random, repetitive mixes of the same moves, I literally take you by the hand and walk you down the path from where you are now to visible, tangible, noticeable progress every day, leading to results - a dramatic change in what your body can achieve.
Do I need some special talent, skill, or equipment to start?
Absolutely not, you can start right now, wherever you are. The tutorials are carefully engineered and broken down into tiny steps that anyone can master. No gym, equipment, or special talent required.
What If I’m not an athlete and I don’t work out?
Perfect. This course if designed to take you from zero to superhero in 30 days.
How can I be sure I’ll stick with it?
Grab this special offer now and let me worry about that. I’ll be right there by your side helping you make progress every week so you’re guaranteed to stay motivated.
When will I see results?
How does tomorrow sound? The steps in each module are carefully crafted to give you noticeable results in your ability every day that add up to a complete transformation in just a few weeks. If you start today, you will start seeing results tomorrow.
When can I start?
RIGHT NOW - don’t waste another minute - make sure you grab the head-exploding bonuses before they go away!
What if I’m not happy with the results?
Unlike other fitness programs - this is a unique, guaranteed, results-based offer. I personally guarantee your results. If you’re not happy for any reason with the results you see in 30 days I will issue you a full refund, no questions asked.
Am I getting the best value for my investment?
Think of all the money and time you’ve wasted on gyms and fitness programs in the past. If you could go back and collect all that money and then invest a tiny fraction of it in a proven system guaranteed to give you the results you really want, would you do it? You’ve just answered your own question. For less than the price of a pair of gym shoes, a fitbit, or a few hours of personal training, you get lifetime access to a proven system with a guaranteed result. If you’re not executing killer muscle moves in 30 days you’ll get a full refund no questions asked.
What happens after I purchase Superhero Yoga Moves for Dorks?
You get INSTANT LIFETIME access. Choose a password and you’re in! On the quickest, easiest path to mastering the most impossible-looking badass muscle moves with swagger & finesse.
Can’t i find this stuff for free online?
Do you want to laser-focus your time and energy following a proven step-by-step system to master badass muscle moves with a guaranteed result or sift through thousands of videos trying to cobble together your own system with no guarantee that you'll ever see results? These are the steps you’d have to follow to do this on your own: 1 sift thru the soul -crushing boredom of all the repetition videos - rep after motivation-killing rep with no results 2 weed out all the impossible pro-athlete-fitness-models-only videos for people who have nothing to do but train all day 3 Hunt down the moves you’re actually capable of learning that will look cool and give you the quickest results 4 Figure out exactly where you are with compared to the fitness model in the video with respect to strength, endurance, flexibility, balance, … 5 break down everything in between where you are and the final result into a logical progression of tiny sub-steps that will provide smooth, safe progress that require the least thought and won’t waste energy and time I’ve figured all that out and built it into the system so you don’t have to.. And I’ve packaged the most impossible-looking moves that you can learn in the least amount of time into simple-to-folllow, efficient, done-for-you modules that you can just click on and start making progress every day, instead of wasting your time and energy trying to figure it out on your own.
Are my credit or debit card details secure?
Absolutely. All transactions are processed with the highest level of encryption and security, and we never see or store any of your information.
Can I access the whole course all at once, or only in pieces?
You get complete, permanent, lifetime access, including immediate access to all future modules the minute they are published. You can go through the modules in any order you like, as many times as you like.
How is this different from other fitness videos?
Most fitness videos are either boring repetition of the same motions over and over or fitness models and professionals who train all day every day showing off what they can do. This is a step-by-step system that is designed for and focused on YOU - taking you from where you are right now and transforming you into a badass muscle yoga ninja able to smoothly execute impossible-looking feats of strength with finesse and confidence.
Can I wait and buy it later?
How many days have you already wasted wishing your life away? Start living the life you’ve only dreamed of in the body you wish you had with the confidence and swagger to approach gym hotties you never imagined possible. Why waste even one more day? Plus the special pricing and personal coaching go away as soon as the coupon code expires. Why not guarantee your success and save money at the same time?
How long do I have to work on each module?
The beauty of this system is that you can work it at your own pace. I suggest you choose a module and once you master the first step move on to the second etc...Of course you’re free to jump ahead but if at any time you’re not sure how to proceed, don’t worry. The modules cover every tiny step along the way in minute detail
What about future updates, and new moves?
Lifetime means Lifetime. You get access forever to all the modules and as new moves are added in the future you automatically get access to those too.
What if I have a question or need support?
We answer questions promptly and personally. You can get help immediately by opening the chat box on our website, yogadoc.tv, or email our support team, [email protected]
When does the course start and finish?
The course starts now and never ends! It is a completely self-paced online course - you decide when you start and when you finish.
How long do I have access to the course?
How does lifetime access sound? After enrolling, you have unlimited access to this course for as long as you like - across any and all devices you own.
Is my credit card data safe and secure?
Absolutely fer-shizzle! All payments are encrypted and processed through secure 128-bit SSL encryption technology, which is the most rock-solid secure encryption technology that exists. We never see or store your information. This is, without exception, THE safest way to pay, online or offline.

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You are living the life you want. If you wanted a different life you would choose a different life.

Why not make every second of every move of every workout count? Why not laser focus all of your effort on the results you really want, on the life you really want? This is your sliding door moment - stop living trapped inside someone else's limits - choose right now to live the life you've only dreamed of in the body you wish you had with the confidence and swagger to approach gym hotties you never imagined possible.